The Read The Fucking FAQ Review

The Read The Fucking FAQ Review

One of my fantroll's quirks is that her o's are supposed to look like explosions, but I can't seem to come up with any nice-looking ways to depict explosions through text. Can you guys help me with that?

What if she used all lowercase except her o’s were replaced with capital x’s.

kapXw! -D

Sorry if I'm pestering you, but I have twelve trolls I'm making and I want them to be really top notch. Now, the yellow blood I made has the ability to alter people's perception of events and places around them. He is an aspiring illusionist (Vegas style) and uses this to help with his act. Is it too OP, or can this work?

portaljumper339

You can certainly have him do that, but make sure to place a limit on it, as for how much things can be altered, and for how long he can maintain the illusion. -D

Well, it's more of they can't make their payments on the transplants. She still needs a lot of tweaking, but that's just her basic concept.

portaljumper339

It still sounds like a really pbbthbhbthhh concept for a society as unforgiving as trolls. Can’t pay up? You’re screwed. I don’t think trolls would need an excuse as debt collecting to harvest organs. - N

I just got done making my Purple blooded troll, and I wanted to know what you think of her. Basically, she's based off of the Repo Man from Repo! The Genetic Opera. She works for the Subjugglators on collecting organs from trolls who can't afford them (headcanon is that the medical industry on Alternia works like it does in that movie), and she returns them to the order for their rituals. Other than that, though, she doesn't really participate in their religion or their rituals. Is this alright?

portaljumper339

That’s… a very strange headcanon? Why would any trolls give organs to others if they can’t afford them? If you want to make a Repo AU or just have weird Subjug rituals involving organs, okay, but don’t just stick a headcanon out of nowhere to make your character work. - N

Well, now that I put some thought into it... I suppose I didn't cover that yet. She'd most likely be a Threshecutioner, showing how bats have tiny little claws, if she had to work for a job in troll society, because to her it'd feel natural to wield a sickle, like another arm. Besides that, she usually lays on the downlow in troll society, not trying to cause a stir or upset the general republic. She knows she probably doesn't have to fear, but she just doesn't cause any trouble in case.

dusk-storm-the-pegasus

When people think of bats they tend not to think of claws though? She doesn’t have to have a job that’s mentioned in canon. She can use a sickle if you want but just remember that you’re not limited. There are tons of occupations trolls could have. -D

Again, sorry if I am bothering you, but this time I have a sensual question. What do you think of a troll based around the Egyptian Bat, having cerulean blood for quickness to acting and noticing, her favorite food being fruit, not necessarily labeling her a strictly vegetarian? Sorry, sorry, sorry >.<

dusk-storm-the-pegasus

Don’t be sorry, we wouldn’t be much of a review blog if nobody sent us anything to review.

Cerulean blood does not necessarily entail quickness or any of those things, but you can give her these traits if you want. It’s a matter of doing something interesting with the character. Think more about her role in troll society than her dietary choices. -D

Could a God Tier troll go back to their ordinary clothes, but keep the wings?

silverwolflaguz

Yes, God Tier players have been shown to be able to change their outfits at will. -D

Does Lord English have to be in fansessions too? Is he a constant? Or can there be somebody else as the final villain?

As far as I know he’s not a constant and you’re much better off thinking up a villain of your own. - N

Do Derse/Prospit dreams override troll nightmares making Sopor Slime unneeded?

Yes, I suppose so. - N

The Knight in a session is supposed to help out the space player with the frogs, right? So what if there was a Knight of Space, would he/she just do it alone or would someone help them or what?